Notes to self:
1. Always avoid struggling violinists, especially the more arrogant ones.
2. Always stick close to struggling artists--the blonder, the better.
3. Never actively seek to piss off law-practicing lesbians.
4. Kids named Gus only get cuter as years go by.
5. If you're not getting older, you're getting dead.
6. Stay away from ledges.
7. If your lover has to look up to gaze into your eyes,lift him up off the ground.
8. Avoid men named Brandon--especially the ones with dirty hair.
9. You might actually be able to love.


10. Justin will always be in the one constant in your life.