Justin Cries Drabble
aka Harry Potter and the Very Disappointed Gay Man


Justin sat on the couch, tears streaming down his face. His whole body shook with sobs.

"Justin!" Brian rushed over to the couch, scooping his lover in his arms. "What happened?"

"B-B-B-British," he gasped out between sobs.

Ah. The England bombings. They had scared him, too. "Sunshine, it's-"

"N-n-no! L-l-lemme f-f-finish," he continued.

Brian nodded. “OK, love. Finish.”

"B-british w-wr-writer....she...oh, God, Brian!" In anguish, Justin held up a book.

Harry Potter and the Half-blood Prince...

"She RUINED it, ahhhh!!!!"

And with that, Justin flung himself off the couch and into the bedroom, leaving his very-bewildered lover still sitting on the couch.