Title: The Honeymoon
Author: phobosgirl (phobosgirl@earthlink.net)
Date: 4/5/05
Rating: R
Authors notes: Not beta’d, blah blah blah. Feedback is more than welcome and can be sent to phobosgirl@earthlink.net
Disclaimer: This is only for fun. None of this is real nor should any implication be made based on this manuscript that I have any insider info on either of these two fine men.
Warnings: Gale/Randy (Queer As Folk) RPS
Complete: yes

The Honeymoon

“Hey.”

“Hey.”

“Why ya just lying there?”

“What else am I supposed to be doing?”

“I dunno. It’s our honeymoon, don’t you want to do anything?”

“We just did something, or don’t you remember your dick in my ass?”

“Oh I remember. Tight. Hot. Yeah, I fucking remember. And I’d like to remember again later.”

“I dunno, I think it might be my turn next.”

“Works for me. But I don’t wanna lie here all day, in the meantime.”

“Then I guess a nap is out?”

“No way! You’re not napping on such a beautiful afternoon! Take me somewhere!”

“Christ, I knew I shoulda kept that Kona coffee away from you this morning, you’re wired. And afternoons here are always beautiful.”

“And you’re an old man, now get out of bed and let’s do something!”

“Randy, we came to Hawaii because we didn’t want to do anything at all.”

“Well... not anything at all.”

“Do me a favor? Keep smiling at me like that. You know, like, for the rest of your life, ok?”

“Yer so sappy. I love it. But can I ask you something? Do you think honeymooning in Hawaii is trite?”

“I did when you first suggested it, but now I fucking love it. Come back to bed.”

“No, you get out of bed.”

“Compromise me.”

“I’ll compromise ya...”

“Come on, if I get out of the bed and give up my nap, what do I get in return?”

“Your dick in my ass. Let’s say three hours from now?”

“Yeah, let’s, but we’ve already agreed to that. Give me something else.”

“Ummm... shit, Gale, I don’t know, what do you want?”

“A nap on the beach.”

“I shoulda known.”

“Yeah, like spending an afternoon body surfing and watching all the gorgeous brown native boys in their Speedos is so distasteful to you.”

“You have a point there.”

“Then we’re agreed?”

“You know I’m gonna fry under that sun.”

“I’ll rub you up and down with lotion.”

“Promise?”

“I can’t wait. In fact, why don’t we start right now?”

“You’re just trying to get me back into the bed.”

“Oh fuck yeah, you bet your beautiful ass I am.”

“I am such a lost cause. Fuck, we’re never gonna get out of this hotel room, are we?”

“Mmmmm.”

“Ok, fine, we’ll do it one more time. But then you’re taking me somewhere!”

“Come here. Let me take your somewhere.”

The End