Title: The Lost Boys Meet Rambina and the Scowl of Doom
Author: ficklemuse
Fandom: Lost
Characters: Sawyer Ford/Boone Carlyle
Prompt: 066. Anger
Word Count: 226
Rating: R (Sawyer has a MOUTH on him...)
Author's Notes: For slash_100
 

"I say jump, what do you say?"

Sawyer looked up at Rambina and made a decision. He'd been pissed at getting shot. Annoyed at being thrown into a fucking hole in the ground. But having some crazy bitch grind her foot into his shoulder? There just wasn't enough 'Hell no' in the world. Sawyer swung his foot up and kicked Rambina in the face as hard as he could. "I say touch me again you bitch and I'll fucking kill you." He watched as she fell back clutching her nose. "How's that work for ya'?"

Ana-Lucia sprung up and charged at Sawyer again only to have Michael and Jin get in her way. "I think you broke my nose you woman hating asshole!"

"Yeah? Then don't kick a man when he's down." Sawyer pulled himself to his feet. "For your information darlin'? I don't hate women. I just hate the holy hell outta YOU."

She started for him once again only to have Shaft grab her around the waist and haul her back.

"Ana! That's enough. We have to move."

"Fine! But if you slow us up Cowboy, I've got no problem leaving you behind." Ana-Lucia tried to sound menacing, but with the broken nose she just sounded gurgly and annoyed.